Preface

We jammin’ is a piece of Player Created Fiction written by Herko Kerghans as one tale out of his series on Ships, Pods and Clones. Originally published in the EVE-online forums [1].

We jammin’

Ooh, yeah! all right!

We’re jammin’:

I wanna jam it wid you.

We’re jammin’, jammin’,

And I hope you like jammin’, too..

Ancient song from Mother Earth.

Jas > hunting in Heidon Herko Jas > maybe apoc holed up in the station

Ok boys, here we go...

“Lock and load boys, those CVA guys spotted on Amarr space.”

“Alright boss. Destination and loadout?"

“Tash-Murkon. Eskai, fit 4 white noises, intel says they fly Amarr. Jukki, load defenders just in case.”

And I sure hope I know what I’m doing… damn, I hate flying ships with crew, even small cruisers like this… damn, I’m too rookie to take ships with crew to battle!!

Ooh, yeah! all right! We’re jammin’: I wanna jam it wid you.

“Autopilot set, load ready. Take us to war boss! YYEEHHAAA!!”

How I wish I could share your enthusiasm boys... I can take you… but I’m the only one with pod'n'clone here. Hope I can bring us all back.

We’re jammin’, jammin’,

And I hope you like jammin’, too.

>> Autopilot jumping to Tash-Murkon Prime

Herko > I'm in tash. Where you guys? Jas > I'm warping us to the hedion gate herko >> Following Jas in warp

Ain’t no rules, ain’t no vow, we can do it anyhow:

I’n’i will see you through,

Jas > chase and lock that guy >> Shar has started trying to warp scramble the Elite Cruiser

Ok boys, here we go…

“Jukki, lock that Zealot. Eskai, jam him now!”

"Boss, this module activates an attack on our target and will result in a security status penalty…" “Eskai, WTF!!?? We are at war with this guys jam’im damnit go go GO!!”

“Aye bos, jammin’!”

We’re jammin’ -

To think that jammin’ was a thing of the past;

“Talk to me Eskai!!“

“Aye boss, 3rd mod got’im, Zealot jammed! We got'im boss! We got the bastard!!!”

We’re jammin’,

And I hope this jam is gonna last.

“Jammin’ holdin’?!?”

“Aye boss, holdin’!!”

“Keep the 3 mods on him, I want him jammed for good!!”

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won’t bow; Neither can be bought nor sold.

“Jukki, switch to bloodclaws, shoot’im, shoot'im now!”

>> Loading the Light Missile into the Standard Missile Launcher; this will take approximately 10 seconds. >> Your Bloodclaw Light Missile I hits Jon doing 14.0 damage.

Light missiles against a Zealot… damn I’m so ****ing green! A sting, nothing but a sting, but this is all I have. Hope Jas is getting through with her blasters…

See, I wanna jam it wid you

We’re jammin’ (jammin’, jammin’, jammin’)

I’m jammed: I hope you’re jammin’, too.

“Boss, incoming hostiles… 3 of’em...”

Damn, damn, damn!! I’m too green for this crap, damn, DAMN!! Focus Herko… damnit, focus!!

Jas > jam red

“Eskai, jam that Red guy!"

“…”

“Eskai? Keep me posted Eskai damnit!”

Eskai sounds so… Calm?

“Ain’t no jammin’ this one, boss...”

Oh gods…

“...and we ain’t got defenders loaded...”

Oh gods…

“Goodbye, boss. At least it’s Caldari...”

I'm sorry boys...

Juggernaut Torpedo I belonging to Red hits you, doing 324.0 damage. Juggernaut Torpedo I belonging to Red hits you, doing 478.1 damage.

We all defend the right; jah - jah children must unite:

Your life is worth much more than gold.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

I yell from my pod at the Cold that swallowed my ship and my crew, the rage and the goo almost choking me... Some subconcious reflex warps me to the nearest belt.

Jam’s about my pride and truth I cannot hide

To keep you satisfied.

Jas > I’m dead.

No we are not. NO WE ARE NOT!!!

We are safely sitting in pods. My boys are shattered out there among the debris.

Our crew dies. We don’t.

True love that now exist is the love I can’t resist,

So jam by my side.

Rap > So the jamming sucked?

Herko > I had the first dude jammed... a torpedo broke my concentration...

I try to smile through clenched teeth.

Jas > don't fly a ship unless you can lose with a big smile :)

’cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,

Jammin’ till the jam is through.

A BlackBird… that’s only isk. My crew… is frozen in the Cold forever.

We’re jammin’ (jammin’, jammin’, jammin’), yeah-eah-eah!

I wanna jam it wid you.

Jammin’, jammin’ (hope you like jammin’ too).

I'm sorry I couldn’t bring you back, boys...

Why did you die for, again?