Vard School of Cryo Cuisine (Player corporation)

Corporation Details

"Feel the zesty taste explosion!"
Name	Vard School of Cryo Cuisine
Ticker	[ZESTY]
Alliance	Minmatar Republic
CEO	Teddy Tazer
Founded	14.02.111
Status	Baking Meat Pies
Headquarters	Undisclosed
Public Channel	Vard School of Cryo Cuisine
Website	[not availble ]

Vard School of Cryo Cuisine was opened up to address the region wide food shortage. While competing with Native Freshfood for control pf the meat market, the school tends to deal with the current food shortage with a more aggressive approach. Teaching those looking to learn the traditional recipes that were almost destroyed by the Amarr, the school is always looking for new students to carry on the cooking legacy.

The War Against Amarr

Since many of the legendary recipes were destroyed by Amarr, the school has entered the faction warfare in order to help defend the republic from future losses. Since Vard is located on the border, its defense is vital to the security of the republic. Choosing to enforce this ideal rather then remain stagnant the school seeks to stop the invaders from succeeding in enslaving even more minmatar citizens.

Corp Event

Vard Death Race - Once a month the Chefs of the school meet at various race tracks. They wager isk and fight at high speeds, all competing for the prize.

Rules

A. At Vard School of Cryo Cuisine, we believe in a Zero Tax rate. Tax will not exist within the school and members can donate isk as they see fit.

B. The Right to build anything you want. We have a system which allows members to build pretty much anything they need. There is Kitchen Wallet which is to be used only to pay for factory bills, deposit the isk to cover the costs.

C. The Defence of Minmatar Space. As long as your in minmatar space there is a strict no pod-killing of minmatar pilots. If they have bountys then they are excluded from this rule. As for outside minmatar space there is a anything goes policy.

D. PVP within the corp. If you have been dishonored by a Corp Member. You may challenge them to Ritual Combat to the death.

Awards

1: Never leave home withoutem award... this will be awarded to whoever is continualy found to have fluffy items in ther ships cargo hold relating to nothing other than role-playin, er food servin.

2: Mass Zestination award.. this will be awarded as a result of making mass buy/sell orders of trade goods.

3: Master of Smaktalk certificate. This will be awarded to whoever constatnly verbally/textly harrases enemies, locals, or ther mom.

4: Prototype Kamakazi Recruiter.. Givin to who comes up with zaney ideas and who can lead mates into the heart of the worst spots immaginable.

Recipes

• Vardian Soup

-Long limbed Roes eggs -Protein Delicacies -Water

Boil the eggs in water for 13.4 secs, add fried protein delicacies cook for 2 mins. and bravo vardian soup.

• Stimulating Galenteean Sauce

begin with a large vat of Synthetic Coffee, insert into this boiling vat two table spoons of Crash. Allow this stimulating mixture to then simmer down into a thick sludge of caffene and crash. This will take several hours. Once this is done add three litres of Quafe THis will again take several hours to boil down. When you are done, you will be left with a thick ooze like substance that will keep you awake in any situation.

Now, pour this stimulant sauce onto a bed of whatever protien you desire. Or simply inect it into your pod nuitrition fluid.

• Bubble-Meow Sangria!

-Oxygen -Spiced Wine -Spirits -Nerve Sticks

Gently mix the Spiced Wine and Spirits in an iced punch bowl. Then gently pour the contents thereof into a sealed aerator, wherein it is permeated by bubbles of sleekest gossamer. Pour back into the punchbowl and spike it with the contents of the nerve sticks. Drink up and relax!

• Hydro's Pancakes

Lets sit these bitches down, and serve them pancakes.

Ingredients:

Amarrian Wheat, ground from the bones of Amarr children.

Eggs, harvested from Amarrian women.

Dairy, doesn't matter the orgin.

And last but not least, the syurp. Our own special blend full of Protein

Mix Wheat, Eggs, and Dairy in large bowl. Pour into griddle.

Put griddle in the Reactor for 3 minutes, remove and allow to cool.

Pour syurp over pancake, and serve to Amarr.

• • • • Caution these pancakes will impregnate or kill you****

• Casu Marzu Arzad cheese

1. Create cheese from select Sheep milk.

2. Mold cheese into large clumps.

3. Accuire some "cheese skipper" fly`s and let them feast on the cheese for 3 days.

4. Remove the fly`s leaving only the larva boaring through the delecacy.

5. Let sit (prefrably in a cold isolated room) for days untill required texture is achieved through the larvas digestive juice`s. This creates a 3rd level of fermentation.

6. When ready place 1 portion in a Silver serving dish and cover.

7. Serve dish covered and wait for 3 minuits. The Oxygen will begin to run out and the larva will try to escape by jumping off the cheese. This creates a "Ding`n" noise that will let guests know the treat is ready..

8. As the larva are suffocating un-cover the dish when the dinging becomes slow and steady, just remind patrons to chew before swallowing.

• GoGo Panda Spicy Meatpie.

(From acient times arose a acient recipy, its history riddled with pure hatred stained in retribution. Hundreads of years pass and the lives lost liberating Amamake had almost been forgoton. Food Packaging slaves working under the heavy rule of Amarr lashed out and one day produced thousands of GoGo Panda Spicy Meatpie under the cloak of thier masters ignorance. The horrors that followed were archived in a backwater system known as Fobiner along with the recipy. Its vault tampered with by Varraka on his way back with our station, its secrets now delivered to you....)

Take Frozen Meatpies that you know are being delivered to influencial Amarrians.

Dethaw and slice a tiny incision on the bottom crust of the meapies

Insert Nano Claymore and quickly re-freez to preserve freshness.

Send the shipments out to the hungry customers..

Aleart tribal warriors on arrival times and repeat.

• Sanque Brule

Take the blood of several amarrians placing into several shallow dishes. Add sugar, eggwhites and whip into a frothy cream. Finnaly, crisp the top of your creation with a torch to caramelize the sugar, and whamo, you are ready to eat.

School Meatpie Preperation Guide

follow these simple steps to ensure your meatpies are grade V excellence.

1: Hunt the panda and capture it using Cheap labour . (You dont want the panda to bite your head off)

2: Feed 10 units of dropd prepare the panda for whats next.

3: Pour 30 gallons of rocket Fuel all over the panda, ensuring that no tuft of hair is dry...

4: Then grab a Smoke and light it with your trusty Wrist watch Flamethrower .

5: Talk dirty to the silly panda for a good 5 to 10 min. This ensures the panda meat is slightly agitated/marinated giving it that subtle zest in its drug induced state.

6: When the panda is ready (you know when it flips you the bird). Crush its skull with a huge slab of rock.

7: Now that the panda is almost dead, remove The edible parts and put it on ice.

8: Flick your smoke at the panda while say`n something memorable it can bring to the spirit realm and burn the un-used parts.

Once you have completed thies easy steps Your Frozen Panda Livers should be ready for meatpie preperation.