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Delete proposal page

Please find below the proposal page that has been deleted "Replace ingame titan models with monster trucks". EVElopedia content has to be factual and eve-related. --ISD Elumiel 17:36, 26 October 2009 (UTC)

Stats

• Raised by: mazzilliu
• Submission Date: Sunday october 25th 16:00
• Issue ID: tbd

Summary

This issue was sponsored by an anonymous donor as a show of his or her concern for the future of EVE, and more importantly, monster trucks.

Right now there is a massive shortage of monster trucks in this game. Endangered species are more numerous then monster trucks in EVE. The lack of huge wheels, and the lack of any ability to physically run over and crush other ships in EVE mean the titan class of supercapitals are sorely lacking in the categories of both form and function.

A highly ranked CCP staff member once quipped that a Titan was never supposed to be cost effective. "It's a huge ****". What better represents that idea then a monster truck?

Solution

• Remove all titan models as they are from the game. Replace with models of monster trucks. I suggest that the Amarr monster truck should be, of course, Grave Digger- the most famous of all monster trucks. The Minmatar titan can be replaced with a model of a low budget monster truck after it's been crashed all around the track.
• Replace engine trails with kicked up mud
• Make these ships do damage when they bump other ships. Also, increase speed and acceleration to be on par with interceptors so this can become the main method of damage dealing.
• remove doomsdays, you don't need them anymore with these changes.
• getting run over by a space monster truck should leave any object as a wreck. even supposedly invincible things like GM ships or stations.
• bumping a POS with a monster truck should leave a hole in the shield that people can enter.

Pros

• quantitative research has shown that this change will make the game exactly eight times better then it currently is.
• much like actual monster trucks, CCP can profit from slapping hundreds of sponsor stickers all over the actual ship model.
• more monster trucks in EVE.
• This is a good idea.

Cons

• thousands will lay dead in the wake of the titan/monster truck. It's ok though, because they also think that this is a good idea.

Relevant Forum Threads

• http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=789370