Teddy Tazer (Character)


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Character details
"Come and Get it!"
Name Teddy Tazer
Gender Undisclosed
Race Minmatar
Bloodline Sebiestor
Licensed 10.09.108
Corporation Vard School of Cryo Cuisine
Occupation Chef De Cuisine
Specialization Solider


About Teddy Tazer

During an intense siege his mother gave birth to him within the safety of a unfitted 1400mm cannon, Teddy entered this universe like a bullet.. From childhood to his teenage life, he spent his time practicing his skill with firearms when he was'nt chasing after girls. After over 9000 bottles of spiced wine, he graduated from Republic Military school. With a slight hangover he hopped into a pod and started his space adventure.

Once getting space bound, Teddy joined Tau Ceti Global Production. when he joined the corp, there was a war going on. When the station was camped, he flew out in his thrasher and died instantly. After that Teddy was no longer afraid of getting blown up, so he took his rifter and flew to Serpentis Prime in hope of starting a career as a space criminal. After successfully completing a mission and getting the rewards, he undocked only to run into the first Dominix he had seen, and exploded. Teddy always trying to stay one step ahead, had already moved his death clone to station. So he undocked and the very same ship blew his pod apart for the second time, this happened about 4 more times until he move the his clone back.. After that he decided it was better to stay in high sec till he was ready for lawless space. He went back to high sec and became a designated hauler for mining operations.

After months of hauling, he was asked to join Syoid. There he learned the fine art of low sec mining. That lasted until the evil space cannibal duo of Varraka Uhraka & X3S decided to take him on a tour of one of the planets in Vard. Its was all fun and booster smoke until Teddy passed out and woke up to find them taking off. He spent 8 months alone with only wild vegetation to eat and dirty swamp water to drink. Then one day Varraka landed his space cruiser. Teddy relieved to see anyone ran to the ship as it landed. Varraka told him that they had been so high they didnt realize they left poor Teddy stranded on the planet.

Back into space, Teddy quickly got back to work hauling minerals for Prospect Industries. At first he started as just a hauler but as he learned and grew accustomed to space warfare and corporate management, he eventually became CEO when the founder died of a mysterious illness.

It was all going good until he received a distress signal from a planet in Javrendei. When he landed it turned out that the locals were constantly being raided by slavers, so he stayed and help defend the locals from the evil cloaked slavers that came during the night. He fought for months and one day the raids stopped. The locals being very pleased, decided to give Teddy an ancient minmatar recipe book as a reward. He thanked the people of the village and promised them that he would do his best to insure the recipes would not be wasted and took his leave.

When he returned to space, he found all his co-workers had moved on to other corps. Teddy then decided to take the fight one step further, He joined the Tribal Liberation Force. He fought with the militia for awhile until he decided he would like to work for another corporation, so he joined Republic Technologies Group. This was also a good lil corp until its CEO dissappeared. Rather then take the CEO role up again Teddy left. After going back to fly with Sebiestor tribe, he joined Absence of Truth. There he ran into a fine group of pilots that convinced him to come back to the war against Amarr. So he dropped his corp and joined The Infused Knights.

Things were going well with the The Infused Knights until a region wide shortage food arose. Varraka Uhraka soon approached Teddy with a solution, Open a cooking school to provide the new refugees of heimatar with tasty food. So They combined they're collective knowledge of cooking and opened the Vard School of Cryo Cuisine

Nowadays when he's not trading Goods throughout the galaxy with Lil Chompy by his side, he can be found in Vard cooking up delicious meals.