Draketrain

**Corporation Details**
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Name	draketrain
Ticker	[DRAEP]
Alliance	Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
CEO	Lacco
Founded	2010
Status	Active
Headquarters	Lacco's mom's basement
Public Channel	francis drake
Website	[http:// http://]
History
Alliances	Test Alliance Please Ignore

Proper usage of word draketrain

The corporation name draketrain should be written without any capital letters.

Corporation history

draketrain was formed by noobs so they could roleplay caldari militia warriors. Such starting point could, of course, never lead to good outcomes. Due to their lack of good fights, corporation was well loved by fellow faction warfare warriors, and characterized by adjectives such as "space perverts" "lol RP'ers" and "forum warriors" (1).

Due to sheer luck, and not because of well-executed tactics and military organization, draketrain achieved everything one can achieve in faction warfare, including hatred, disgust, and loathing of opponents as well as of allies. The corporation was involved in forum warfare both as a topic and as a combatant, frequently being accused of cheating and exploits (e.g. [1], [2]) That draketrain managed to take all Gallente systems in faction warfare [3] was only an accident, as was the camping of enemy high sec base and destroying their high sec poses – both while being aggressed by the Gallente Navy NPC. Due to coincidences, and not good fighting or good FC:ing, draketrain was the highest-ranked faction warfare corporation until they left FW.

Corporation presence

After draketrain has left faction warfare, the number of brave combatants has grown to large enough to blob noobships even in 0.0. According to forum posts, draketrain still today relies on their best weapons: good luck, blobbing, hotdropping, blueballing, neutral reps, station games, trolling the local, and filling forums with idiotic posts. For some reason unknown to the corporation, these tactics seem effective. As a credit to the corporation, no forum poster has ever accused draketrain of good fights, rigidly executed tactics, good FC'ing, good fits, or solid fleet compositions.

Known Military Tactics

According to the forums and Villore local, draketrain uses the following tactical maneuvers to overcome their enemy:

Luck
Blobbing
Hotdropping
Blueballing
More luck
Neutral reps
Station games
Damn good luck
Trolling the local
Spam
Forum warfare
Lolfits
Drakes ... shitloads of Drakes
Shit that was lucky
Cheats
Exploits
Lol how did that happen
f*** you lacco

Mindset/vision

Message from the CEO

Blue only means a guy we can shoot.

Corporation purpose

A short survey among draketrain members revealed that no-one in the corporation has ever had fun in the game, nor is going to have any fun in the future. Members are characterized by premature bittervet syndrome (PBS), symptoms of which include bitterness from noob on. When queried about what they like the most about their corporation, members cheerily responded: "F*** off", "Eat s***", "lol idiot", and "Shut up, I'm mining."

There are also more draketrain members with neckbeards than with girlfriends (one member is known to have a neckbeard and none are known to have girlfriends).