Derran (Character)

Character details

aka Rico
Name	Derran
Gender	Undisclosed
Race	Minmatar
Bloodline	Brutor
Licensed	2003-05-14 07:18:00
Corporation	Fusion Enterprises Ltd. [FUSEN]
Occupation	COO
Specialization	Pvp

Alias

Rico

• Rico doesn't really talk much. He is one of the other penguins in Skipper's group, he can be identified by his Mohawk and a scar on his beak. Skipper describes him as a "world-class psychopath." He mostly communicates with various grunts, squeals, and gibberish, and has displayed a fondness for a plastic doll toy.
• His main function is to regurgitate any necessary tools that Skipper may need for a mission. Among the many substances Rico ingests to induce vomiting is a combination of monkey feces, raw eggs, and other undesirable substances, which causes a loud rumbling in his abdomen which helps.
• It is revealed that Rico has little tolerance for "mushy" stuff, and often becomes sick when Private gets overly emotional and "lovey-dovey" about something. Another characteristic of Rico is that he might be incredibly superstitious.
• He is also insanely skilled with knives and bladed objects, able to make sushi in a matter of seconds and destroy bowling pins with a chainsaw while blindfolded. Constant regurgitation of tools and weapons may be the reason for his lack of speech, as the action may have damaged his throat.
• Skipper once mentioned that all the members of his team had to take a psychological evaluation test, he also mentioned that he doesn't know how Rico got through it.

Bio

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Employment History

• Vendetta Incorporated [VENDI] from 2007.08.24 23:58 to 2008.02.17 18:42.
• Brutor Tribe [B] from 2007.08.24 12:27 to 2007.08.24 23:58.
• Khumatari Holdings (Closed) from 2006.08.30 00:33 to 2007.08.24 12:27.
• Brutor Tribe [B] from 2006.07.30 20:58 to 2006.08.30 00:33.
• Khumatari Holdings (Closed) from 2006.03.09 00:58 to 2006.07.30 20:58.
• Brutor Tribe [B] from 2006.03.09 00:23 to 2006.03.09 00:58.
• Masuat'aa Matari [-MM-] from 2005.06.21 01:52 to 2006.03.09 00:23.
• Encina Technologies [ENTEC] from 2005.03.05 18:22 to 2005.06.21 01:52.
• The Paratwa Ka [TPK] from 2004.12.08 00:56 to 2005.03.05 18:22.
• The Paratwa Ra [TPRA] from 2004.07.01 15:03 to 2004.12.08 00:56.
• Brutor Tribe [B] from 2004.06.10 08:58 to 2004.07.01 15:03.
• Magma Dragon [MAGMA] from 2004.04.16 10:54 to 2004.06.10 08:58.
• Brutor Tribe [B] from 2004.03.26 03:52 to 2004.04.16 10:54.
• Aeon Industries [AEON] from 2003.11.17 08:04 to 2004.03.26 03:52.
• Aeon Industries [AEON] from 2003.11.17 08:03 to 2003.11.17 08:04.